Ode to my Gawking Neighbour!

Dear Neighbour,

When we first moved in, your unabashed looking at our balcony was somewhat flattering.

After 10 months, sorry to say is Annoying.

And what might be propelling you to be swooning towards our railing,

Is a mystery that is thoroughly Confusing.

Gone are the days when we could sit on the balcony beside the stairway.

Your sudden appearance with only your chaddi lead us to flee helter, skelter and away!

Gone are the days to wear deep necks & short skirt since last May,

Just to see you ogling was choking our airway!

While pulling water from the well, you keep one eye towards our window,

How do you magically crop up swiftly ...like a longshot arrow?

Pray wear a shirt at times or so....

Cant really stand the sight of your tum tum anymore.

Just be a good neighbor and borrow some sugar,

Or else we just have to sharpen our daggers!

If that doesnot work, we go to your wife.

With no love, Yours Truly ........Neighbours in strife.